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How long does it take to get from Leicester to Poole?  Well I know how long it could take, but I also know how long it did take.  Let me explain…

  The plan was for me and Bern, with Dunney as pillion, to meet the Strange Town SC on the A43, and to travel down in one group to the Modrapheniacs extravaganza.  Well, I met Bern & Dunney on time, and from there, it all went down hill.  On the M1, problem 1 Bern’s throttle cable came off the linkage in the carb, but 15 mins later we were off and running again.  Met STSC as planned, filled up and set off – problem 2, my throttle cable snapped.  I’d got the kit to repair it, but just as the roadside repair started, so did the rain, big time!

Anyway, with the scoot running again, we carried on, right past Bern & Dunney and Pete from STSC who had waited for us further down the road, who then had to chase after us to catch up.  Eventually, after a game of scooter cat and mouse, we caught up at a garage just after the M40, and problem 3, a newly rebuilt and very tidy TV 175 decided that the wet weather was too much for it, and seized solid, so a call to the very nice man was in order.  At the same garage, I lost my keys, only to find that they’d been handed in, and the Brain of Britain at the cashier’s desk didn’t realise that the group with the crash helmets and the scooters may have lost a key ring with a ‘Lambretta’ tag!!  DOH!

Off we set again, and straight into problem 4, the circlip on my gear selector arm disappeared, so no gears.  Another roadside repair, and off again, only for the roadside repair to fail, so time to stop and have another go.  Whilst I fixed my gears problem, a repair was completed on one of the Vespas that had decided that its exhaust would work better without the main bolt that holds it to the frame, problems 5 & 6.

Some ingenious mending worthy of scrap heap challenge saw the Vespa mended, so off again, as far as Salisbury where my clutch-arm started playing up, so another roadside repair – problem 7.  Next, problem 8, Pete lost the gears on his Vespa, and after removing the selector, we found that the pin holding the selector to the selector arm had fallen out, which we found in the pool of oil we had made, knocked it back in, and set off again.  No more problems, apart from one of the STSC almost being wiped out at a roundabout.  Finally arrived at the site at 9-00pm, 11 hours after leaving Leicester!!

Straight to the bar, meet up with old friends – particular mention to H & Beeb who had tied the knot that afternoon, and were honeymooning at the rally, excellent dedication.  A few beers and a pot noodle are all I can remember of the evening, other than an excellent set by a two-tone review band.

Saturday morning, and Mam & Kel made breakfast.  Those who endured this will never forget it – it took somewhere in the region of 2 hours to arrive, and most of us are still eating it now, some 7 days later!  After a brief walk round the custom show I spent the afternoon checking over my roadside repairs, listening to the footy, taking my customary afternoon nap and chilling ready for the evening do, which when we got there was excellent and very well attended. 

Sunday started all too early, but after quick mooch around, we set off for home at 11am.  Strangely STSC decided not to wait for us, so just the 2 scoots it was.  Journey back on the A roads took 5 hours, with no breakdowns, and a couple of fuel stops.  What was surprising was the number of scooters we bumped into on the way back.

Overall an absolutely stonking weekend: the journey there was character building, and those who were on it will one day look back and laugh [well maybe, but now is probably too soon], the atmosphere on the site and in the chalet was terrific, and the breakfast will never be forgotten, mainly cos we’ll be eating it forever!  Thanks to the Modrapheniacs for once again organising an excellent event, and thanks to everyone who made it such a brilliant weekend – there are far too many to mention by name, but those who were there know who they are.

  I-SPY

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