Blackpool 1st - 3rd March 2002   PHOTOS

Well at last it was here...the first gathering of the clans in 2002!!. Preparations were already underway the night before namely with the making of some pretty lethal Blackcurrant and vimto voddy jelly .The day dawned with that rotten feeling of "oh bums!! i gotta go do that work thing before i can go". Eight hours later the jelly was safely packed in the VespaCav, MaDge was home from Germany, cash in the pocket , bevvy all secured and off we went.. happy as sandboys ( which was just as well cos we didnt see the sand for the ten feet waves in the sunny resort!!)Take my word for it.... it was baltic!!! We had to chip Dunny off the pavement and pile him into a Tram...

We arrived there around sevenish just in time to fone Mick and guide HIS LammyCav into the digs!! The minute we heard the dulcit yells of "ii" we knew this was going to be a top weekend!

Friday night started off with the usual hugs and kisses, putting up of national flags and club banners,drinking alcohol, meeting the poor souls who were to share the next 48 hours with us... namely the Burton Brewers! Madge and me thought our room was alright until we gate crashed next door and found the snobs had a patio and swimming pool!! Wisely Jane decided to lock all exits and entrances so that none of us would be able to go skinny dippin after the do!!!

Anyway taxis were ordered and Mick Dunnny Madge and myself all zoomed off to the do in the local rugby club.Wasn't as busy as i had expected but we had a ball!!We met up with Blue and a few of his mates and proceeded to partake in a few more beers.The music was brill and i had a great time rolling about on the floor a few times even thought i could feel Madges eyes boring into my back as if to say "God Woman behave!!!"

We left the do at chucking out time, pissed as farts and not caring a jot!!! We went straight to bed cos we were cream crackered...... it's hard coming all those miles without the car stereo working you know!!

Saturday dawned with a wake up text from Mick and after a spot of breakie it was off to the parts fair. Same old stuff there and after the usual "hello hows yer head???" we decided to move to another pub where we met Earl and the Wreckless Souls S.C. Basically the afternoon was just drink and chat and a jaunty tram ride into Blackpool ,where the pleasure beach was closed till april!!

Back to the digs for a quick change and out to the night do. To me it was a typical night do but i still had a cracking time even though i didnt dance half as much as the night before!!

Home on the sunday and the post rally blues kicked in about 3pm, the exhaustion hit about 6pm and bed called at 11!!!!

Highlight of the weekend for me was the bloke one of the stalls at the parts fair when his mate handed him a twenty pound note and he quipped " im not wanting that fucking Jock money aint ya got any real cash?" Can you imagine my delight when i asked him "what was wrong with Jock money and he wouldnt be wanting any of mines in that case!!!!?????" and off i stomped!! I am not joking when i say his face was a deep shade of red!!!!!!!!

Low point of the weekend was the fact it wasnt a camping rally but thats my preference!! OH!! and another low point was Gina the Slag in the Manchester..... 5 pm and she was pissed as a fart and decided to climb into one of the overhead cages and do a pole dance!! A word of advice hen..... men may think they like that kinda mullarkey but trust me.... its takes the intrigue out of yer image..... kinda like getting a christmas pressie without wrapping paper on it ... you get to see the goods before its the proper time dontcha??? Putting that aside Mick and Dunny thought you were alrighty!!!!!

Right thats me.... im off to sharpen my claws ......

Minxxy, MaDges better half ( and dont you forget it!!)